You Make Me Pissed Off!

U-Kiss, KissMes, K-Pop, Macros, Life, Rants

  • 22nd April
    2012
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  • 22nd April
    2012
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minlu:

onew trying to get to the camera to sing his part but theres a camwhore in the way , so he went to the other cam

Key was born a camera whore and he always will be.  Sorry, Lockets, but I’m so tired of him grabbing the spotlight from the fucking LEADER of the group. He’s been doing it more and more since Sherlock and it’s fucking pissing me off.  This shit always happens in groups when someone gets a little extra exposure in a *cough* play.  Yeah, Kevin Woo, I’m talking about you, too. I wanna take a pin and just prick that inflated ego to bring it down a bit. RESPECT YOUR LEADER!

(via dubunnie)

  • 22nd April
    2012
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What is it with me and my hormones magnetizing to group leaders like Shinee’s Onew and U-Kiss’s SooHyun?  Goddamn!  If I could just manage it somehow, I grab them and make the first chocolate-filled Twinkie in my bedroom.  Delicious yellow sponge cake on the outside with delicious chocolate filling in between.

I think I’m ovulating.  I must be in heat.  *Looks at calendar.*  Yep, I’m in heat, but I refuse to get intimate with my BF.  I just don’t want to get that close just yet, though if we did, we’d be a chocolate-banana combo moonpie. Yummy.

Sex is so overrated, tho. At my age, I’d rather have the tension than deal with being unable to move the next morning.  Not to mention, when I’m in heat like this, doing the deed only makes being in heat a hell of a lot worse and the one man I’ve had that could go eight hours nonstop is across the pond in Greece. OMG, why did I let him go? My beautiful, golden-haired “Apollo”, I miss you. But I miss that hard, ripped body even more.

(Source: littleshinee, via dubunnie)

  • 22nd April
    2012
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  • 22nd April
    2012
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if shinee had tumblr

  • Onew: Whines about not being able to speak English and promises everyone in Narnia SHINee will visit them.
  • Jonghyun: Reblogs pictures of dogs and other cute animals, complains about Shawols being perverts, more dogs.
  • Key: Reblogs gifs of Mean Girls, Pretty Little Liars, Misfits and other Western tv shows and movies and occasionally harasses his member's ask boxes when drunk.
  • Minho: Reblogs soccer posts only, posts one badly drawn picture of Jonghyun as payback, attempts answering asks but gives up after his ask box hits 2000.
  • Taemin: Never posts anything and deletes his Tumblr after he sees his own body with boobs.
  • 13th April
    2012
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North Korea’s missile and satellite:

inothernews:

  1. stopped halfway through the ionosphere to ask for directions
  2. is called “Kim Il Sung Looking At You”
  3. is actually an import
  4. accidentally had its gas tank filled with ketchup
  5. was the last official project of the Palm Pilot team
  6. runs on Windows ME
  7. knows what’s in the suitcase
  8. urged Rick Santorum to stay in the race
  9. drives a Buick
  10. thought it was heading into mySpace.
  • 13th April
    2012
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Pre-North Korean missile launch transcript:

  • KIM IL SUNG: Are you sure this will work?
  • ROCKET SCIENTIST: Yes.
  • KIM: Positive?
  • SCIENTIST: Yes.
  • KIM: How sure are you?
  • SCIENTIST: Like, 101 percent.
  • KIM: That's more than 100 percent.
  • SCIENTIST: It is.
  • KIM: So you're like super-confident.
  • SCIENTIST: The superest confident.
  • KIM: For real?
  • SCIENTIST: Yes.
  • KIM (pacing): I don't know. I'm nervous.
  • SCIENTIST: That's a natural thing to be. I mean, we've never done this before.
  • KIM: So now you're NOT sure.
  • SCIENTIST: I didn't say that.
  • KIM: It sounds like you said that.
  • SCIENTIST: I didn't.
  • KIM: You're scaring me, John.
  • SCIENTIST: That's DOCTOR John.
  • KIM: If this fails, I'll look like a complete idiot.
  • SCIENTIST: It's always about you, Kim.
  • KIM: Sigh. (Beat.) Maybe we should just reunite with South Korea.
  • (Beat.)
  • SCIENTIST: Or feed millions of North Koreans instead of launching a $850 million dud.
  • (Beat.)
  • KIM: LOL.
  • SCIENTIST: LOL.
  • 13th April
    2012
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  • 11th April
    2012
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  • 11th April
    2012
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Okay, just to let you know, SHINee has 3 years left with SM, not 9. I guess you don't know that SM changed their contracts in 2010, shortening the length from 13 to 7 years. Which makes me wonder on how you even think you have enough of an idea about SHINee and SM to speculate about them. Especially cause all your speculations so far seem highly unlikely to me. Not that I mind you sharing your opinion, but if you're clueless about stuff,you better don't. Just saying. No offense though. :)

Asked by: jannyish

No offense taken. Yes, I’m aware of the contract updates.  Slight brain slip there on my part. Thank you for “correcting” me.

However, I thought that the new contract was only for NEW artists, not ones already beholden to the company.  If you have a link that says otherwise, could you provide it?  The materials I read when the Korean Government was all over SMENT in Nov/Dec 2010 did not specify as to whether the changes were retroactive.

But to add to that, with the new stock option SM is giving artists, I think it’s another way to hold onto talent.  I can’t figure out HOW SM could do this being as you can hold stock w/o working for the company, but knowing SM, there’s some red tape in there somewhere.  It’s not the company to do much of anything out of the kindness of their hearts.  So, we’ll see.

Furthermore, contract or not, Shinee is too big of a money maker.  If you don’t think SM is not pulling out its hair trying to figure out how to keep them a while longer, we’re fooling ourselves.

  • 10th April
    2012
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U-Kiss Japan Live Tour (Zepp Tokyo).  They will forever be the kings of fan service.  

I’m not sure why KiSeoppie was crying. That tore at my heart.  It’s not something I’m used to seeing.  I’m hoping someone will translate this eventually. He seemed fine later, so perhaps he was just caught in the moment?

In the meantime, Kevin’s kiss-fest…oh wow, I’m like so not shocked by it. Especially by Mr. AJ…Mr. I’m Too Manly To Dance to Girl’s Day…Mr. I Don’t Do Girly Things…Mr. I’ve Got It So Hard For Kevin I Can’t Breathe.  *eyeroll*

JaeVin’s not real, ladies. Quit dreaming about it.

Anyway.  SooHyun, was damn smooth.  I couldn’t stop laughing my ass off. Me gusta.  Me gusta a lot.  I keep saying it, SooHyun would be scary in bed.  If ever there were a man who would tear up all hell like Edward Cullen, it’d be SooHyun.  I wouldn’t know whether to ride it out or spray the man down with holy water and say “Thou shalt not pass!”

But, what ya gonna do? These guys are stuck together in the sexual prime of their lives without girlfriends/outlet.  If I were them, I’d be looking at Kevin like a prime rib dinner with a side of garlic & chive potatoes and a bottle of champagne, too.  

It’s kinda cruel for K-Pop stars to have to forego relationships, but I get it.  If I owned a group, I’d ban it too.  Mates are nothing but an added headache for this type of business. And with sasaeng fans on the rise, I’d fear for my group as well as their mates.  

God, what I would give to own an agency and my own k-pop groups.  Hm. Wheels are a-clickin’.  Geeze, it’d take me six or seven years to even get my shit together.  I’d be forty.  K-Pop would be so different by then, IF it’s even still around.

Then again, Shinee still has nine years left with Sment, so I guess K-Pop will still be around. We’ll see.

  • 10th April
    2012
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